(كذبة الجندي)-A Soldier's Lie

Once a soldier asked his commanding officer for a day's leave to attend his sister's widding. The officer asked him to wait outside the door for a few minutes while he considered the request. The officer then called the soldier back in and said. "You are a lier I've just phoned your sister and she told me she's already married."-"Well, Sir, you're an even a bigger liar," the soldier replied, "because I don't even have a sister."